A drunk guy walks into a bar, goes over to a woman standing at the jukebox, and grabs her ass.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” the woman screams.
“I’m sorry,” replies the drunk. “I thought you were my wife!”
“Why, you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole!” she yells.
“See? You sound just like her.”
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